Mad Cow's Guide to British Board of Film Classification Ratings

Mad Cow's Guide to :

Our own Ratings

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Every movie we review recieves a Star Rating and a Cow Pat Rating.
The explanations of these are shown below...

Excellent - Go see this movie NOW!!	Someone's made a boo-boo somewhere.
Very Good - Highly Recommended	"Too convienient" storyline / Poor ending
Good to Average	Dodgy script / production
Below Average	This film is going straight to video !
Poor - Just don't bother !	Someone put thier name to this? What a pile of poo !

All details are correct at time of publishing - and if there are any errors - sorry whoops let us know, well put them right asap !!